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July, 2002

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Prologue

Cane Peetley sat in his cell and fumed. He had plenty of time to fume, sitting in his goddamn orange jumpsuit awaiting trial. In fact, Peetley was becoming a connoisseur of anger, having spent so much time with it. Peetley took anger and rolled it around in his mouth, like a fiery brandy, savored it under his tongue, and then swallowed it down, letting it smolder in his stomach. And Peetley had a lot to be angry about.

He considered the sequence of events which, after the dots were connected, led directly to his current detention courtesy the United States taxpayers. He'd had a nice racket, running illegals up from the Mexico-Arizona border. He was getting paid at both ends. Fifteen-hundred per wetback and another grand each from the fruit plantations, construction companies, resorts, or whoever needed a steady supply of cheap workers who would keep their mouths shut and jump at 100 hour weeks.

The usual load would be far removed from Peetley himself. Find a desperate illegal in Phoenix and tell him where to find a rental car. Inside would be a cell phone and a map of where to drive to. Meanwhile, a guide would bring the load of pollos across the border on foot, and through the desert to the load-out spot.

Of course the money was key and the tricky part. How to move it and disguise its presence as something legitimate. That's where the feds tried to grab you by the nuts and squeeze. Peetley's way to deal with this was to open a line of check cashing joints in Mexico. These casas de cambio would accept the money from the pollos, covert it to Banamex bearer checks, and then send a runner over to the local bank to deposit into various accounts. These accounts would wire transfer their balances to the operating accounts of various import-export fronts Peetley opened up on the U.S. side. The U.S. money basically followed the same path in reverse. Various side transactions involving T-shirts or strawberries through a serious of intermeshed corporations muddied the waters a bit more. The whole thing went through a few spin cycles and the cash was pulled out more or less washed of its sticky origins.

Peetley's angle was to stick with transporting wetbacks. The siren call of dope was always there, but that's where the glory hounds at most of las tres letras focused their attention. In Peetley's estimation, the INS and Border Patrol were the backwater refuge of dropouts who couldn't get hired as prison guards or tax collectors.

Of course, even a disciplined smuggler during the course of his career will come across a scheme from which he is constitutionally incapable of staying the hell away from. Put a big fucking dot on that, and draw a line from it.

As Peetley lay down for another extended session of being pissed off, his cell door buzzed and the electric motors slid it open. Before he could look at exactly who was coming through the now open door, a huge pair of forearms slammed his face down into his bed. He tried to scream but a hand smashed his mouth into his bedding. Peetley felt a rough chord being slid around his neck, and he started to thrash his legs. A moment later he was jerked out of his bed and into the air. He tried to reach up to his neck as his lungs fought to inhale, but something was holding his wrists. His feet did a little jig, and as he spun a three-quarter turn he saw an orange jumpsuit walk out of his cell. And the door closed.

 

 

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