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  Chapter Two 

“You don’t have to go home…. but you can’t stay here!”

Dave the bartender kept repeating the phrase in the singsong voice of a man whose long workday is finally nearing an end. He was urging Nate and the few other stragglers to drain the last of whatever libation they had been enjoying and move on towards the neon bathed exit of the Last Dollar Saloon. As Nate was stumbling through the double doors of the Dollar and into the snow flurries outside, the fact that he hadn’t arranged for a ride home began to set in. He pulled the hood of his anorak over his head and peered around to see if he recognized anyone who might be heading back to Dillon but instead found the same group of drunken tourists he’d just seen inside most of whom were so hammered that he hoped for everyone’s sake they were staying right there at the lodge. The only other people in sight were a jocular group that he knew to be cooks and lift ops that lived right across the highway in the employee housing barricks. They were ahead of him on the stairs playing some final grab ass and pinch bottom before the fact that they had to be up in a few hours to go back to work dawned on them and sent them staggering off in various couplings to their company issue cots or whatever they had.

It was unusual, Nate considered, as he made his way up to the parking lot, to be anywhere on Keystone Mountain and not be able to rather quickly locate someone heading back to Dillon. Or at least down the highway in that direction. Half the lodge staff lived there or in Silverthorne beyond and different shift workers seemed to be coming or going at all hours. Nate could have arranged for or caught a ride earlier if he had known he was going to need one later but since Radekal hadn’t yet decided to leave him hanging by heading off to a Jacuzzi with a new blonde friend, he hadn’t made any arrangements. Radekal had driven them up there in one of their other roommate’s cars since he didn’t mind drinking and driving as much as Nate did. The only vehicle Nate owned currently was still in Hawaii and being driven around the islands by god knew who. The only good thing about that arrangement was that it made not drinking and driving an easy decision in Colorado. The end result of this however was that Nate often found himself riding with other people who had been drinking instead of driving himself which he wasn’t sure was that great a trade off. Of course if drunks made good decisions, he and Radekal would have headed home hours ago and he wouldn’t be schlepping by himself through the snow.

Nate put a hand in a pocket and fingered Radekal’s new blonde friend’s mom’s gold American Express card. He was passing the main entrance to the lodge and valet kiosk and wondered if he shouldn’t just turn the card in at the front desk. The girl, who’s name Nate never caught (but clearly wasn’t Dr. Gussie Friedman which was the name on the card) had been using it to pay for their drinks all night and left it sitting on the bar. This served as further proof to Nate that the card wasn’t hers as she claimed since she wasn’t even used to having it enough to stuff it back into her tiny purse when she was done signing for everything. Nate was sure that the bartender had never even looked at the name and Nate had pocketed it when he noticed it still sitting there as he got up to leave. He figured he'd give it to Radekal in the morning although the fact that Radekal had left with the girl tonight didn't hold any promises he'd be seeing her on the morrow. Such was life and tourism in Summit County.

Radekal, a fellow always appreciative of the charitable acts of others that seemed to befall him regularly, had evidently felt that, even though the girl was clearly not a junior at Princeton like she had claimed and more likely a sophomore at some East coast private high school, the drinks she'd been so generous in purchasing for them should be repaid in some way and it was the least he could do to accompany the young lady back to her condo as requested and see what fell out.

“I’d be keeping my eye out for the parents,” Nate had advised, when the new friend had tottered off for one last visit to the restroom and Radekal was sliding off of his barstool preparing to escort her away into the night. “With a daughter who looks like that and my gold card missing, I’d have my antennae tuned in. Tuned in and on red alert for someone just like you. If I was a momma that is.”

“You are a momma.” Radekal had said, pulling his wool cap and earflaps down by the strings. “You’re your own momma. I’ll see you later maybe. But don’t wait up.”

Nate didn’t plan on waiting up since he had an opening breakfast shift at Red’s that started in just over three hours. If that is, he could even get home and into his rack in the first place.

As he crossed the parking lot and made his way towards the traffic light, which Nate knew from experience was the best place to stand if you were thumbing for a ride, he heard giggling off to the side somewhere and eventually located a couple between the parked cars who appeared to be wrestling with fits of laughter and each other in one of the snowdrifts at the lot’s edge. Nate would have dismissed them as drunken fools and kept on walking except that he recognized the foghorn voice of the male protagonist in the fracas as belonging to O’Dowd. O’Dowd was one of the dishwashers at Red’s and, more importantly to Nate at the moment, a guy who lived with a bunch of other dish divers in one of the condos near Nate’s building in Dillon. Nate wandered over and leaned on the hood of a pick up waiting for the wrestling match to reach a stopping point so he could inquire if they might be eventually going his way.

O’Dowd, a curious, ageless sort of cat with a deviated septum and a honking voice, was currently engaged in a losing battle with a woman almost twice his size. Straddled high on his chest between two meaty corduroy thighs and having snow systematically packed in his face, O’Dowd seemed to be enjoying himself. He eventually battled and squirmed his way onto his side and was spitting and wiping the slush out of his eyes with the back of a mittened hand when he noticed Nate looking down at him and stopped squirming. The girl looked over as well and, as the giggling suddenly stopped, only the couple's panting and the ticking of the halogen lights above could be heard in the quiet of the falling snow.

“Hey, you work at Grenedines same as me?” O’Dowd finally said licking more mush off his lips. “Get this wench off of me will ya?”

“Wench? Oh it’s wench now is it? You were trying to grab my boobs a minute ago. Your friend show’s up and it’s wench all of a sudden?” The girl fashioned another healthy handful of slushy drift and cream pied it into O’Dowd’s glistening mug.

“I told you I’m wearing mittens,” O’Dowd protested as he writhed and sputtered between her knees. “How could you tell what I was grabbing for? Let me up Goddammit.” He blinked up imploringly. “Come on waiter dude! Grab a handful of boob and roll her off me will ya? I can’t breath down here.”

“Sounds to me like you might deserve what you’re getting,” Nate said, pushing away from the pick up’s hood and turning to go. “I’ll see you tomorrow at work okay O’Dowd. Take care of yourself.”

Nate made it out to the two lane and took his place just beyond the traffic device down the highway toward Dillon. He stood on the shoulder enough out of the way so he wouldn't be picked off by a careening drunk but where he still be seen. Hitching was legal in Colorado unlike Hawaii, which was the last place he’d been forced to practice it with any regularity. Despite this, it had actually been pretty easy to get around on the islands even though a person wasn’t legally allowed to stick out their thumb. Nate had figured out almost immediately after arriving there that if a guy just stood by the road, especially if he had a surf board, some local or another would pull over long enough for him to jump in the back of what ever rusted junker they were driving. Later, after he’d purchased just such a junker himself, he’d often pull over to let all manner of scruffy characters clamber into the back of his jeep. The culture was actually very similar here in Summit County except that it was skis instead of surfboards that the shoulder standers had by their sides and it was often really cold out which made the matter more urgent. Most people hitching in both places however were usually just trying to get to and from work or to the beach or ski hill and most people picking them up were locals who might recognize them from the lift lines or bars and had hitched at one time or another themselves.

The snow had begun to fall heavily now and was sticking to the road as the temperature dropped. Since the bars had just closed, there was a fair bit of traffic on the highway however and it only took a couple of light changes before a rusted red Sirocco with tinted windows and studded tires clicked to a stop just beyond where Nate stood. The passenger door opened as Nate jogged up and a nappy headed girl fumbled with the seat controls until she finally figured out how to lean her seatback forward and press herself against the front dash so Nate could scramble across behind her and into the crawl space that passed for a back seat. He settled in sideways with his knees pulled almost to his chin. What felt like the hard plastic of a ski boot was digging into his back.

“Whash going on mate?,” the driver, who Nate had seen was a blonde ruddy faced fellow, said in a slurred outback voice that Nate didn’t recognize. “We’re headed to an after houresh down in Shitterhorne. There’sh probly a beer back there if you want to crack a roadie. Just don't chunder on my boots…..! Whoa now what the fuck is this?”

As Nate was trying to get situated in the cramped space he noticed the unmistakable strobe of emergency lights flashing blue and getting steadily brighter on the iced over back window. The shrill chirp of a police siren began to pierce the night directly behind the Scirocco. Nate reached behind his back and wrenched the ski boot away from his kidneys so he’d be more comfortable and settled back to enjoy the show. Chances were good he wasn't going anywhere for a while.

 

 
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