Dear Aussie,

You seem like you might be on of those Collingwood pukes to me. Why don't you go punt somewhere you little wanker! - Some Jackass in a pub - NYC

Ah bleedin here we go then. I suppose yer a Lions or Crows Fan. Go wash yer arse.

Top Ten Reasons that Collingwood is the best Club in the World

10 - Because Daicos was Jesus (Ablett was God)
9 - Because Manchester United is a close second
8 - Because Collingwood plays footy not soccer
7 - Because 1981, 1980, 1979, 1977, 1974, 1967,1966 don't exist on the Collingwood Calendar
6 - Because Wayne Harmes was out of bounds in the 1979 Grand Final
5 - Because the time keeper was paid when Shane Bond was streaming into the back line in the 32nd minute mark of the last quarter in the 1977 Grand Final
4 - Because it took Jerka Jerkins to be the foundation for the Mark of the Century by Alex Jesalenko 
3 - Because we never change our colors and guernseys 
2 - Because we only need to see black and white TV
1 - Because 1990 was the most important year of the 20th Century

Prior Aussie Advice