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Christmas Card from A Hooker in Minneapolis
T Waits

Hey Charley I'm pregnant 
And living on 9th Street 
Right above a dirty bookstore 
Off Euclid Avenue 
And I stopped takin' dope 
And I quit drinkin whiskey 
And my old man plays the trombone 
And works out at the track

And he says that he loves me 
Even though it's not his baby 
And he says that I rev him up 
Like he was his own son 
And he gave me a ring 
That was worn by his mother 
And he takes me out dancin' 
Every Saturday night

And hey Charley I think about you 
Everytime I pass a fillin' station 
On account of all the grease 
You used to wear in your hair 
And I still have that record of 
Little Anthony & the Imperials 
But someone stole my record player 
Now how do you like that?

Hey Charley I almost went crazy 
After Mario got busted 
So I went back to Omaha 
to Live with my folks 
But everyone I used to know 
Was either dead or in prison 
So I came back to Minneapolis 
This time I think I'm gonna stay

Hey Charley I think I'm happy 
For the first time since my accident 
And I wish I had all the money 
That we used to spend on dope
I'd buy me a used car lot 
And I wouldn't sell any of em 
I'd just drive a different car Every day, 
dependin on how I feel

Hey Charley for Chrissakes 
Do you wanna know the Truth of it?
I don't have a husband 
He don't play the trombone 
And I need to borrow money 
To pay this lawyer And Charley, hey 
I'll be eligible for parole 
Come Valentine's Day

Tom Waits -->

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