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Rating
System
Movies
   
Five MM Hats or little goliards - Shockingly good! Not to be missed.
  
Four MM Hats or little goliards - Top Notch
 
Three MM Hats or little goliards - About what you'd expect from something
like this

Two Prone Businessmen or little goliards - Even worse than you would have thought
One Prone Businessman or little goliards - Abysmal
Food
   
Five prone goliards - An excellent, and most likely, succulent
repast
  
Four prone goliards - Above average. A Legitimate and decent fare
 
Three prone goliards - Sustenance without insult or pain. Tolerable.

Two prone goliards - Low grade
dog food
with little to recommend it save nutritional value or location.
A sole prone goliard - Akin to toilet water
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