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Our Man in Amsterdam 

I spent most of the night trying to get away from this Turk. It was New Years Eve and we had met him at the youth hostel where we were staying. He said he was a nuclear physicist and liked to have fun but it was not fun to have him around at all. He was a blowhard with women and embarrassed us repeatedly which is hard to do in Amsterdam on New Year's Eve. I eventually found myself racing along a column of revelers five deep and I could see him on the other side keeping pace. Finally I just gave up and hung out with him. We got some great pictures of him later with his arm up an elephant's ass.

                                                               - OMITF

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