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The Tuxedo

         

The MM - "Jackie Chan is a poor, shy taxi driver who gets hired as a chauffer for an international secret agent. Chan makes another vertical career move after the secret agent dies, when he dons a computer enhanced tuxedo and assumes the secret agent's identity. The intelligence agency that the self appointed Chan now works for, needs to foil a plot which would pollute the world's water supply. To this end, the agency decides to have Chan team up with a top biological scientist, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Director Kevin Donovan (III) then packs all the action sequences he possibly can into the films ninety nine minute running time. It's hard to decide which is more unbelievable. A tuxedo that can turn a cabbie into a secret agent, that Jennifer as a brilliant scientist, or that our national security is defended by people who engage in such inane behavior. Jackie Chan is charming and Jennifer is beautiful but the films entire premise is so ridicoorous that if becomes almost impossible to enjoy this film.

Ed's note -
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dangerously close to getting Sandra Bullocked by the Goliard.

 

 

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