The Scorpion King

The MM - "WWF meets King Tut in a no holds barred caged death match fight to the finish with a 94 minute time limit. Special effects and helicopter spins help the really buff good guy defeat the really mean bad guy (I hope I didn't just ruin it for you) and win the affection of the really pretty clairvoyant Cleopatra look-a-like to help share his kingdom. Action packed, paper thin, a shining example of what Hollywood hath wrought."