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Scooby
Doo

The MM - "This
feature length film debut of the boys and girls from Mystery Machine
fails on all fronts. Scooby starts with a foundation of poor acting,
writing, and directing, and builds on that with horrible computer
animation and stupid dialogue. Nostalgia, sexuality, and drug
references will not register with the kids and the IQ level of the
script should alienate adults who are paying tribute to their
favorite cartoon. Scooby Doo is not just a bad movie, it's a bad
movie done to excess. Watching this movie is like being a kid and
having to eat three helpings of you least favorite vegetable."
Editor's
Note - "We leave the below so the lay person might get a
glimpse of how a professional movie critic goes about his business,
fighting through palp, summer heat, and writers block to get the
product out. It was written a week before the above review made it
to the desk."
"The MM has seen this movie and it was apparently so bad
that he is currently unable to review it or any other film. The
following are quotes taken from a recent meeting with him and will
have to suffice in place of his reviews until he is able to return
to form."
"This
is one of the worst movies I have ever seen"
"The animation is so bad that it distracts from how pitiful the
rest of the film is."
"I couldn't tell if there were supposed to be lesbians in it or
not."
"I sat down to write about the movie and after an hour and a
half had one sentence which I threw away."
"In the middle of the film, Shaggy and Scooby have a farting
contest. I mean, this film is terrible!"
"Whoever played Velma is pretty hot"
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