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March 2002

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Queen of the Damned

The MM - "You can do this review by yourself. Since you have already demonstrated advanced intelligence and taste by frequenting America's best web page thegoliard.net, I know this will be a snap. What can you say about a really bad vampire movie? That's right! It sucks!" 

Note - "Thanks for the kudos MM. Keep in mind however that we remain a far from profit operation and no matter how sycophantic you become, chances are we still won't be able to send you to the Telluride Film Festival. It is all we can do to keep these pages up and hold on to the other various jobs that actually pay for stuff."

 

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