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Jason X

           

The MM - "He's still not dead and for the tenth time we wish he was. Jason is cryogenically frozen and thaws out on a space station in the year 2455. After defrosting, Jason does what he does best i.e. killing youngsters who are concerned with the opposite sex. In the future, space stations are still poorly lit, girls still wear low cut midriffs and Jason still survives bullet holes the size of basketballs to keep on slashing. Planet earth doesn't make it to 2455 but Jason does and I noticed in the last scene that he hadn't completely stopped breathing."

 

 

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