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Halloween: Resurrection

The MM - "Jamie Lee Curtis  (caution: link may contain nudity) made sure she didn't have anything to do with this film after the first scene and you should do the same. All of the cliché mistakes that plague horrible horror films and make them the laughing stock of Hollywood apply to this film. Teenagers chasing fame, fortune, and each other agree to be locked inside a haunted house overnight with no electricity. They isolate themselves in different rooms so they can be picked off one at a time. They open the closet door you know should not be opened. They engage in the number one killer of teens in slasher films; I speak of course of "hanky panky." This movie is not interesting because it is so trite and, from beginning to end, is a complete insult to your intelligence."