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hi Hee! Ve-a ere-a noo here-a und vuoold leeke-a tu intrudooce-a
oooorselfes tu yuoor reeders. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ve-a
ere-a vhet is knoon vhere-a ve-a cume-a frum es "Ballerd
preencesses". Um gesh dee bork, bork! Here-a ere-a a
cuoople-a ooff jukes tu demunstrete-a thet ve-a dun't teke-a
oooorselfes tuu sereeuoosly und hefe-a a gud sense-a ooff
hoomur ifee thuoogh ve-a ere-a cunseedered beooteeffool und
heeel frum vey up in zee Nurt. "A ber coostumer esked zee
bertender iff he-a vunted tu heer a Svede-a juke-a. Zee
bertender pueented tu a lerge-a mun et zee ind ooff zee ber
und seeed, "He's Svedeesh.'' Zeen zee bertender pueented
tu a boorly puleecemun neer zee duur und repeeted, He's
Svedeesh es vell.'' Zee bertender feenished, "Noo yuoo
meeght theenk ebuoot vhezeer yuoo vunt tu tell thet juke-a,
becoose-a I'm Svedeesh, tuu.'' Zee coostumer repleeed, "I
gooess I prubebly shuooldn't tell thet juke-a effter ell. I'd
hefe-a tu ixpleeen it three-a teemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!''
Here's a leettle-a ooff oooor persunel heestury thet meeght
help yuoo get tu knoo us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ve-a hefe-a
beee leefing in Seettle-a vhere-a zee Scundeenefiun Deestrict
is celled Bellerd. Bork bork bork! Ifery yeer fur zee 17t ooff
Mey perede-a (Nurvegeeun Cunsteetooshun Dey) ell
Scundeenefiuns leene-a up oon iech seede-a ooff Merket Street
fur zee perede-a. Es a yeerly reetooel, zee Svedes leene-a up
oon zee Iest seede-a, zee Nurvegeeuns oon zee Vest. Um de hur
de hur de hur. Zeen, zee Svedes throo furecreckers et zee
Nurvegeeuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeen, zee Nurvegeeuns
leeght zee furecreckers und throo zeem beck. Effter trefeleeng
thruoogh Svedee lest soommer, ve-a nuteeced thet zeey hed
sumetheeng vreettee oon zee buttum ooff zee sufft dreenk
buttles, "Åpnes på undra seedun" ve-a leter fuoond
oooot thet thees meuns (Oopens oon zee oozeer ind). Elsu
vheele-a trefeleeng ve-a heerd thet zee Stuckhulm puleece-a
gut a vunted persun repurt frum Interpul. Veet zee fex zeere-a
ves a peectoore-a ooff zee creeminel, frum reeght, lefft und
streeeght oon. Bork bork bork! Fuoor deys leter zee Svedeesh
puleece-a sent zee fullooeeng fex tu Interpul: "Ve'fe-a
fuoond zee gooys oon zee lefft und zee reeght, und oone-a ooff
oooor ooffffeecers is ebuoot tu errest zee gooy in zee meeddle-a.
Vheele-a ve-a vere-a trefeleeng eruoond ve-a gut a reede-a
veet a troock dreefer vhu treeed tu impress us by tekeeng a
shurt coot und gut stoock in a toonnel. Ifentooelly a
Nurvegeeun ceme-a by zee toonnel und fuoond oooot thet zee
troock ves vedged in veet zee lued stoock egeeenst zee
ceeeling. Zee Nurvegeeun sooggested thet ve-a get oooot und
let zee eur oooot ooff zee tures. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee
pruood Svede-a luuked ungreely et heem, "Yuoo murun! Zee
troock is stoock up oon tup." he-a seeed. Bork bork bork!
Ve-a ifentooelly eccepted a reede-a veet zee Nurvegeeun. Vell
thet is joost a breeeff intrudoocshun su yuoo cun get a feel
fur oooor persuneleeties. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ve-a ere-a
fery mooch luukeeng furverd tu beeeng currespundents here-a et
zee Guleeerd und telleeng stureees ebuoot oooor trefels und
ixpereeences. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Pleese-a vreete-a tu us
iff yuoo hefe-a uny qooesshuns ebuoot vhet it is leeke-a tu
be-a yuoong, ettrecteefe-a und Svedeesh und ve-a veell try tu
geefe-a edfeece-a oon hoo tu injuy a vurld thet ve-a see-a es
veede-a und fooll ooff frooeet. Um de hur de hur de hur.
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