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Tornado
Alley
serious
serialized fiction
by Joe Souza
Day
Two - We get up
early. Frank drives to Wintburger for breakfast. Wintburgers, I
learn, are ubiquitous up and down Tornado Alley. Frank is of the
opinion that the Nebraska chain serves the tastiest fries, although
I can't tell the difference from one crappy restaurant to the next.
Hung throughout this joint are various pictures of tornados racing
across the Kansas landscape. A plaque near the men's room explains
that this particular location was leveled by a F3 funnel cloud in
1978. Another tells me it was rebuilt the following year. Outside it
is dark. Frank mutters something about a warm front moving in.
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Desert
Miracle
Film brings back memories
"As
the third period wore on, Brooks strategy of quick line
changes to keep his players fresh began to have an effect.
Johnson scooped up another bumbled puck and zipped it home for
the tie and the Olympic stadium virtually shook. Minutes later
team captain Eruzione capitalized on another defensive Soviet
bobble, took a pass, skated into the high slot and snapped a
25-foot wrist shot past the screened Soviet goaltender for a 4
- 3 lead. A bunch of US college kids were leading the best
team in the world with ten minutes to go in the game."
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The Compromising
of America - Back to Basic III
Out on the road a lone cow
stood. Woeful and defiant perhaps at the slaughter occurring
up in Washington where it was found that one of his brethren
had gone mad. "That cow's gone insane. Serves her right
for eating feed sluiced with bovine brains and dripping with
steroids. How could the goddamned cows do this to us? Cows
with Guns."
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