The Goliard salutes the pride of the pool - Olympic Gold Medalists - UA's own Amanda Beard, next to Michael Phelps, Jenny Thompson and Natalie Coughlin

Staff Travels 

Way back in the day when the Goliard staff offices were located on the top of Nob Hill in San Francisco, we used to trudge up and down said hill quite a bit in search of various and sundry pursuits. We didn't have real jobs at the time, which left us entirely free to focus on the important things in life which we did with some gusto, albeit with no money to spend on the process. Basically, we walked around a lot. The other thing of it was that we had a staff vehicle, for some reason which now escapes us, and the parking situation on the Nob was either of the non existent, very expensive, or two hour variety. What this came to mean was that no matter where we were in the city, whether it be panhandling on Polk, laughing at the thespians down in Union square, or catching a mile swim in that cold ass roped beach water down by Fisherman's Wharf, we had to stop what we were doing every two hours and hoof it back up to the Subaru to wipe the little yellow mark off her tires where the meter maid had tagged it or roll the car forward or back a few feet so she would appear to have been moved.

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Staff Lists

Shite List 

Various Hotels and Motels across America

Offense - Nefarious business practices involving using the Internet to misrepresent shabby quarters, nickel and diming patrons with hidden additional charges, and a general fleecing of an unsuspecting traveling public. 



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